me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

(via asian)

file under “movies to watch when feeling sad”

(Source: nevillles, via kimwoobinny)


imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

(Source: asscrab, via shouldnt)


r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???

(via peanut-from-hell)

Some things are worth getting your heart broken for.

Some things are worth getting your heart broken for.

(Source: lixabiz, via sorrywhatever)


I just need a really long and touchy make out session that leads to sex followed by a long nap together.

(via dutchster)


im only motivated to sort out my life when i have good music playing

(via dutchster)




I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

(via guy)


that burn is so bad you’re gonna need a 3 year journey to regain your honor

(via jasric)

remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

(Source: lesbianmooncolony, via accidently)


take note gentlemen

(Source: rdjsass, via yoursyn)

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